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This year I would like to:

1. Learn to make ravioli;
2. Help my mother understand that a vote for Mike Huckabee is a vote against me and my family;
3. Some how-magically-or by using the technique of fabrication- learn the art of patience;
4. Get my ass up in the morning and go to central park;
6. Skip the anger and guilt. Instead of injecting lupron- inject some self forgiveness and move on;
5. Skip my dooms-day-Woody Allen approach to life. Sometimes things can work out;
6. Hold my children and not to expect someone to knock on the door and say it was all a Big Joke;
7. See number 5.